Answers

 Are they aliens?

I know my blog is called a thousand answers and I haven't written any answers so here's some answers

     1) are you suspicious that your parents are aliens?
         if so, have them answer the following questions
 
    1 ASK TO BARROW A MOP
       if they look up in surprise or blurt out "what for?"
        this is all the proof you need. Most earth parents
       know what a mop is and what it is used for.


     2 SAY, "MOM YOUR SKIN IS LOOKING A LITTLE LOOSE IN PLACES."
        if she displays anger or rushes off to exam herself in the mirror, what you are watching is an alien                   concerned that its human suit is malfunctioning.
 

     3 SAY, "I HAVE HEARD THAT PRESIDENTS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN."
        a human will respond, "that's ridiculous. no one has ever eaten a president."
        any other response would be that of an alien worried about an information leak.

     
    4 ASK "DAD WHY DO YOU SOMETIMES SPEND HOURS IN THE BATHROOM."
       if he looks worried and mumbles a quick response this is alien an worried that you might have                       discovered his true identity.


                                 WARNING
    If your parents fail two or more of these tests please                                                                                      contact the U.S government immediately!